Freeze! You’re under arrest… for having too much fun! 🚨
Whether you’re a fan of funny cop shows, crime thrillers, or just love a good wordplay, these police puns will keep you laughing on patrol.
From officers and detectives to badges, sirens, and donuts, this collection is packed with humor that’s lawfully hilarious. Perfect for Instagram captions, parties, or just sharing laughs with your squad — these jokes are fully authorized by the department of comedy.
So holster your puns, flash those lights, and get ready to lay down the law of laughter!
👮♂️ Police Officer Puns
Serve and protect… the humor.
Officer on pun-trol.
Arrest assured, I’m funny.
Cuffed and chuckling.
You’re under a-rest!
Lawfully good vibes only.
Police don’t stop the laughter.
Call for backup — too many puns.
Badges of honor, badges of humor.
You have the right to remain giggling.
I’m just doing my civic pun-duty.
The long arm of the jaw.
Protecting and pun-ishing.
Patrolling for punchlines.
I’m on duty and on funny.
Suspect spotted: too much humor.
You’ve been cited for excessive laughter.
Stop! In the name of puns.
Call 911, this joke’s on fire.
Badge up, buttercup.
Patrolin’ and rollin’.
Cop-tivating comedy.
The law’s on my side — the funny side.
Book ’em, laugh ’em.
Arrested development (of humor).
Officer Giggles reporting for duty.
Keep calm and call a cop.
Law-abiding laugh-ter.
I’m not just a cop — I’m a pun enforcer.
Ticket to chuckles.
Uniformly hilarious.
Protecting the peace — and the puns.
Justice never sleeps, it just laughs.
Call it like I seize it.
License to thrill (and joke).
Case closed — you laughed.
All rise for the officer of humor.
Patrolling for positive vibes.
Law and laughter.
Serving justice, one pun at a time.
On patrol with puns in hand.
🚨 Arrest & Jail Puns
You’re under a-rest for bad jokes.
Sentence: 10 laughs or more.
Cell-abrate good times!
Behind bars, but not from fun.
In-custardy humor.
Jail you later!
Breakout of laughter.
Lock-ed and loaded with jokes.
Bar none, this is the funniest lineup.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t pun the time.
Booking it for laughs.
Prisoner of puns.
I’m guilty… of being hilarious.
Caught red-handed — with punchlines.
Mug shot of laughter.
Shackled by humor.
The pun escaped! Sound the sirens!
Doing hard pun time.
I’ve got time to serve… jokes.
Sentence me to silliness.
License revoked — for over-joking.
Maximum security comedy.
Escape from pun-aton.
Bail out of boredom.
Chain of command? More like chain of laughter.
I’m behind bars, but smiling.
Life sentence of humor.
Criminally funny.
Booked and busy making puns.
I plead the fifth… pun.
Don’t be so con-fined.
Break the law — of seriousness.
Pun-ishment fits the crime.
Caught in the act… of joking.
Warrant for my laughter.
Arrested by amusement.
Doing time with rhymes.
Sentence served, joke deserved.
Call for backup, I’ve cracked the case.
Cuffs and giggles.
Arrested, but blessed.
🕵️♀️ Detective & Mystery Puns
Elementary, my dear punster.
Case of the missing laughter.
Private eye, public jokester.
The pun thickens.
Clues and giggles.
Detective Humor, reporting in.
You can’t escape my wit-ness.
I’m on the trail of a good punchline.
Sherlock punned again.
Case cracked wide open.
I’ve got a license to quip.
No mystery — I’m hilarious.
CSI: Chuckle Scene Investigation.
Undercover comedian.
The pun is mightier than the clue.
Whodunit? Probably me.
Crime of passion — for wordplay.
Follow the funny footprints.
Detective deduces: you laughed.
Stakeout for smiles.
Confess to comedy.
Motive: humor.
Suspect apprehended — the funny one.
Inspector Pun-gadget.
Watson, we’ve got another one!
I rest my case… of puns.
You’re my partner in rhyme.
A trail of clues and chuckles.
Solving crimes, one pun at a time.
Fingerprint of fun.
Mystery solved: it’s hilarious.
The curious case of constant laughter.
I’ve got evidence of humor.
Cross-examining comedy.
Crime never rests, but laughter never stops.
Interrogate your funny bone.
Private investigations, public giggles.
In the lineup of laughs, I’m number pun.
On the record — that was funny.
Closing statement: laughter wins.
🚓 Car & Chase Puns
Chase your dreams — not suspects.
Fast and pun-ious.
Sirens and smiles.
Hot pursuit of happiness.
License and laughter, please.
Running on pun power.
Cops and carburetors.
Stoplight humor.
Catch me if you pun!
Speed limit? Never heard of it.
Law on wheels.
Drive-by chuckles.
Sirens blazing, jokes raising.
Roadblock of laughter.
Seatbelted for safety (and silliness).
Cruiser control activated.
Patrol the streets of comedy.
Turn signals and punchlines.
Accelerate the laughter.
Justice on wheels.
Drive safe, drive funny.
Full throttle fun.
Hit the brakes, not the jokes.
Cruising for comedy.
Under the influence… of humor.
Highway patrol, lowkey hilarious.
Pull over for puns.
Speeding ticket for laughter.
Blinker, and you’ll miss the joke.
Lights on, laughs up.
Caught in traffic — of jokes.
Gas, brake, giggle.
The great pun chase.
Rolling with the force.
Parked and punder arrest.
Justice drives fast.
High-speed humor pursuit.
Stay in your lane (of laughter).
Wheely funny.
Sirens sing in C major — comedy.
🍩 Donut & Coffee Puns
Donut mess with the law.
Cops and coffee forever.
Donut underestimate me.
I donut believe this pun.
Powered by caffeine and justice.
Hot coffee, cold cases.
Espresso yourself, officer.
The daily grind never ends.
Filling up on flavor — and fun.
You’ve got sprinkles of talent.
Donut worry, be happy.
That’s how I roll (glazed).
Serving and protecting my donuts.
Brew-tiful morning.
A latte love for the badge.
I’m a-glaze-ing.
Donut stop believing.
Brew can do it!
Cup of justice.
The law runs on caffeine.
Sweet justice.
You’re brew-tiful, officer.
Cuffee break.
Caffeine and cuffs — the dream team.
Sprinkled with authority.
Sugar-coated safety.
Wake up and uphold the law.
Justice never sleeps — it sips.
That’s one arresting aroma.
Donut tell me what to do!
Serving coffee with a side of puns.
The perfect blend of power and pastry.
Mocha me laugh.
Caramel under pressure.
Protect and espresso.
Frosting of freedom.
Java the justice.
Espresso yourself or get arrested.
Donut fear, police are here.
Brewed for justice.
🧱 Law & Justice Puns
Order in the court of comedy!
Law and disorder (of laughter).
Judgmentally funny.
Objection — too hilarious!
Case dismissed… for giggling.
Motion to laugh approved.
The statute of hilarity.
Guilty of great humor.
Court is in session — bring the jokes.
Legal-eagle of laughs.
Pun order restored.
No contest — I win the funny case.
Verdict: laughter for life.
File a pun appeal.
Deposition of joy.
Your honor, I object to boredom.
Defending fun since forever.
Legal briefs and comic reliefs.
Justice served with sprinkles.
Court-ordered smiles.
Call my law-yer, this joke’s criminal.
Motion to pun — sustained.
Legally bound to be funny.
Courtship of comedy.
Summons for laughter.
Case cracked — pun guilty.
Judgment day, comedy edition.
Court-approved punchlines.
Signed, sealed, delivered… hilarity.
Order upheld: maximum humor.
Cross-examining boredom.
The jury’s out — it’s funny.
Verdict delivered: 10/10 laughs.
I rest my funny case.
Appeal denied — too punny.
Justice system of joy.
In the court of giggles, I reign.
Legal notice: excessive fun ahead.
The bar exam for humor passed.
Order, order… in the pun house!
😂 Everyday Police Puns
I’m just cop-tivated.
My humor’s fully licensed.
Lawful good — and lawfully funny.
Puns in progress.
Arrest your stress.
Police your thoughts — make ’em positive.
Stop resisting laughter.
Justice never sleeps, but it snickers.
A citation for being awesome.
Cuffed to comedy.
Patrolling the streets of smiles.
Call dispatch — send more jokes.
Sirens of silliness.
Law and laughter enforcement.
I’m a cop of the fun kind.
Code 10-4: great humor.
Back the pun line.
Order restored — through laughter.
Suspect detained for bad puns.
Warrant for your smile.
All in the line of pun-duty.
Lawfully legendary.
Cuffing season for comedy.
Crime doesn’t pay, but laughter does.
Protecting the peace — one chuckle at a time.
Badge of honor, badge of humor.
Cop and roll.
Arrest your boredom.
The law of laughter always applies.
Keep calm and cuff on.
Undercover fun operation.
Police the peace within.
We’ve got a 10-10 — double the fun.
Smile, you’re on pun camera.
Caught in the act — of laughing.
Serve, protect, and joke.
Law-abiding laughter citizen.
Reporting for fun duty.
Peace officer, pun officer.
Ticket issued — for too many laughs.
❓ FAQs About Police Puns
Q1: What are police puns?
They’re wordplays inspired by law enforcement, detectives, justice, and everything that keeps order — with a funny twist!
Q2: Who are they for?
Perfect for officers, law students, true crime fans, or anyone who loves clever, clean humor.
Q3: Can I use these for captions or events?
Absolutely — they’re great for social media posts, police appreciation days, or themed parties.
Q4: Are they family-friendly?
Yes! Every pun here is respectful, positive, and suitable for all ages.
Q5: How many puns are included?
This arresting collection includes 400+ police puns guaranteed to keep you in good humor.
🚨 Conclusion
And there you have it — 400+ police puns that prove comedy is the best law enforcement of all! From patrol cars to coffee breaks, these jokes are sure to bring order to chaos and smiles to your squad. Whether you’re on the beat, off-duty, or just love a good laugh, this pun lineup will keep your spirits on patrol.
So consider yourself officially cuffed… to comedy! 👮♂️💙
