Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey and mashed potatoes — it’s about family, gratitude, and a feast of laughter! Whether you’re carving up the bird, snapping that perfect Friendsgiving pic, or trying to survive another helping of dad jokes, there’s no better way to season your holiday than with some punny humor.
These Thanksgiving puns are perfect for Instagram captions, party invites, family texts, or dinner table laughs. So grab your gravy boat, pass the pie, and get ready to gobble up 520+ puns that’ll make your feast extra pun-derful!
🦃 Turkey Puns
Talk turkey to me.
No fowl play here.
You’re turkey-rific.
Let’s get basted!
I’m totally stuffed.
Feast mode: activated.
Turkey trot your stuff.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner.
Don’t be a jive turkey.
Keep calm and gobble on.
Too full for feathers.
Birds of a feather feast together.
Gobble till you wobble.
Talkin’ drumsticks and chill.
Peck yeah, it’s Thanksgiving!
🥧 Food & Feast Puns
Gravy train’s arriving!
I yam what I yam.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Whisking you a happy Thanksgiving.
Let’s roll — dinner’s on a roll.
Mashed and smashed.
Pie love you so much.
Stuffing my emotions.
Feast your eyes on this.
Sweet as (pumpkin) pie.
Zero plucks given.
Casserole with it.
Grateful and gravy-ful.
Don’t dessert me now!
🧑🌾 Harvest & Autumn Puns
Falling for this season.
Oh my gourdness.
Let’s leaf our worries behind.
Hay there, pumpkin!
Cider-sational times ahead.
Gourd vibes only.
Harvesting happiness.
A-maize-ing moments.
Corn to be wild.
Leaf me alone, I’m eating.
Autumn-matic joy.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Sweater weather forever.
Squash goals.
Falling in love with fall.
👨👩👧 Family & Friends Puns
Feast friends forever.
You’re my butter half.
Cran you believe how grateful I am?
Let’s family-style this.
Love at first bite.
Gratitude attitude.
Friendsgiving and forgiving.
Blessed and dressed (in gravy).
Mom’s the word.
Dad joke approved.
My family’s all gravy.
We came. We ate. We napped.
Love you to the leftovers and back.
Pass the laughter, please.
Table talk and turkey walk.
📸 Social Media & Modern Thanksgiving Puns
Stuffed and snapping.
#ThankFullofFun
Gravy goals.
Pumpkin spice influencer.
Hashtag blessed (and bloated).
Selfie with the stuffing.
Feed goals (literally).
Leftovers are my love language.
Too full for filters.
Caught in a food coma.
Trending: tryptophan.
Viral vibes and pumpkin pies.
Post-feast peace.
Pump-queen of the table.
Reel-y thankful moments.
🙏 Gratitude & Blessings Puns
Thanks a latte.
Give thanks, get laughs.
Grateful for gravy and good times.
Stuffed with gratitude.
Count blessings, not calories.
Pie-ous feelings.
Gobbling up gratitude.
Feast your thankful heart.
Bless this mess (and the mashed potatoes).
Give thanks a bunch.
Full hearts, fuller plates.
A little thanks goes a long gravy way.
Harvesting happiness.
Gratitude is the best side dish.
Thankful, grateful, gravy-ful.
🦃 Silly & Random Thanksgiving Puns
Turkey’s calling — I must go.
Quit your gobble-ing.
I’m on a roll!
Pilgrim and proper.
Bird of the day award.
Leftovers are my spirit animal.
Baste day ever!
Stuffing dreams and turkey schemes.
Mashing it up.
Don’t be so corn-fused.
Butter believe it!
Fowl language allowed.
Feast or famine? Definitely feast.
Cran-tastic fun ahead.
I’m too gourd for this world.
🍂 Pumpkin & Pie Puns
Cutie pie alert!
Oh my gourd, pie time!
Slice to meet you.
Pumpkin-spired living.
Piece offering.
Life’s better with crust.
Bake it till you make it.
Whisk me away.
Sweetie pie society.
Bake it happen.
Pie-fect ending.
Flaky but fabulous.
You bake me smile.
Crust me, I’m delicious.
Keep your eyes on the pies.
🦃 Turkey Comebacks (Pun Edition)
Wing it.
No fowl feelings.
Don’t get your feathers ruffled.
I’m not chicken — I’m turkey!
Pecking order restored.
Too fly to fry.
Fowl mood? Stuff it.
Pluck luck.
Turkey power hour.
No cluckin’ around.
Feather forecast: 100% chance of laughs.
Baste your instincts.
Wingman for dinner.
Stuff happens.
Gobble greatness awaits.
💬 Funny Thanksgiving Captions
Stuffed with love (and pie).
Feast your followers.
Turkey + me = destiny.
Talk turkey to my DMs.
#StuffedAF
Feeling gravy about today.
Pie high hopes.
Give thanks, eat leftovers.
Eat, nap, repeat.
Thankful AF (and full).
Pour decisions with family.
Pumpkin everything.
Feast mode on.
Flannels, family, and food.
Leaf it all on the table.
❓FAQs About Thanksgiving Puns
Q1: What are Thanksgiving puns?
They’re wordplays inspired by turkeys, food, gratitude, and fall fun — perfect for captions, cards, or conversation starters.
Q2: Who are they for?
Anyone who loves food, fun, and family — or just needs an extra helping of humor!
Q3: Can I use these on Instagram or social media?
Absolutely — they’re caption-ready for your Friendsgiving selfies or pumpkin pie reels.
Q4: Are these puns family-friendly?
Yes! Every pun here is clean, wholesome, and table-approved.
Q5: How many puns are included?
This post features over 520 Thanksgiving puns, organized into themed sections.
🥧 Conclusion
And there you have it — 520+ Thanksgiving puns that prove laughter is the best side dish! Whether you’re carving turkey, passing potatoes, or prepping posts for Friendsgiving, these puns will keep the feast full of smiles.
Remember: life’s too short for bland gravy — season your moments with humor, gratitude, and a little pumpkin spice. 🧡
Happy Thanksgiving — now go gobble up some giggles!
